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Many of my Democrat friends have trouble understanding the words and phrases that their leaders use when giving speeches. Below is a reference guide to help you understand what Democrats are really saying…

Democrat to English Translation

Choice = Abortion
Reproductive rights = (See Choice)
Gun control = Confiscation and undermining the 2nd Amendment
Increase Revenue = Raising Taxes
Revenue enhancements = (See Increase Revenue)
Spending cuts = Slightly smaller spending increase
Investing in America = Increase spending
Job Creation = More spending
Stimulus = Unbelievable amount of spending to pay off donors
Quantitative Easing = Printing money and causing inflation or covert taxation
Federal Reserve Bank = The Goose that lays the Golden Eggs
Budget Deficit = Democrats have no idea what either of these words mean
Moderate Democrat = Socialist

Rubes, Liberalism, Liberals, Stupid Liberals, Democrats, RINOs, Democrat Patry, Progressive, Progressivism, Dumb, Millennials, Indoctrination

Moderate Republican = Republican in Name Only (RINO)
Long Term Solution = The rubes won’t figure it out until long after I leave office
Centrist = The rubes are starting to catch on, we better watch it for a while
Move Quickly = Pass a bill before anyone reads it
Comprehensive immigration reform = Amnesty
Domestic Terrorist = Anyone that disagrees with Emperor Obama
Religion = Superstition to be mocked and undermined
Free speech = Anything said or written that doesn’t offend our liberal base
Liberal Base = People that get their news from Face Book
My fellow Americans = Listen up, idiots
Surplus = based on fuzzy math and a lack of knowledge on how the economy works

Rubes, Liberalism, Liberals, Stupid Liberals, Democrats, RINOs, Democrat Patry, Progressive, Progressivism, Dumb, Millennials, Indoctrination

Environmental Scientist = Person who would be out of work if global warming turned out to be one huge hoax
Global Warming = An excuse to tax air and sunlight
Foreign Policy = Catering to dictators while insulting and ignoring friends
Fair election = supporting the Constitutional right of dead people, illegal aliens and pets voting
Hope = A nonsense word that the rubes seem to respond to
Change = Means more of the same and double down on failure

I hope this helps you understand your socialist masters a little better.

By Edwin Williams
Patriot Institute Contributor


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1 Comment
  1. Dave Surath 3 years ago

    Too funny,but absolutely true.

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